static in my attic

This morning I discovered that the mascot had used the last of the good* fabric softener. I had no choice but to reach for the pink, teddy-bear brand on the shelf above the washing machine. I don't know who bought it, or why, but ohmygod it smells good! I'm so going to hell. In a vanilla-orchid scented, soft as angels wings, static-free t-shirt....but hell just the same. ;-)

*...and by that I mean the so-called virtuous one, which does not necessarily mean that it's the greatest product as far as fabric softeners go. But it was vegan and promised a better world, so I bought it.